Vio: All it means is that I’m doing all the work here…
Blue: Don’t be butt-hurt, Vio.
It’s been a very long time, I know and for that I’m very sorry. You see, the four of us have been off defending Hyrule and, during that time, we’ve had a lot of trouble updating. I know that’s not an excuse for being gone for so long, but we all wanted to offer our deepest apologies for our poor behavior. As this blog’s owners, we should have done better at updating you all on its status. And as heroes, we should have done a better job of keeping the promises we said we would.
But, rest assured, we haven’t forgotten that which we need to give. And this adventure in Hyrule is only temporary. Hopefully after the next few months, after our little escapades are over, you’ll let us try and win back your hearts.
We’re truly sorry for the time we’ve been gone. But hopefully we’ll see you all soon.
Green: Phew! I worked really hard to get this out tonight! Hehe, man, I haven’t been very heroic lately, have I? I gave Blue a hard time about lying, but I couldn’t even keep the promise I’d made earlier this week. I’m sorry, Auryon, that I didn’t ask you earlier, but if you have some place in your heart to spare, I wanted to give you a piece of my own.
Vio: And with that, we have only two more to go. Stay close, Valentines.
Red: Sorry this is late. I hope you’ll still be my valentine~ <3
Blue: ….Also, Kidgoku13, remember…he’s only twelve.
Green: We’re going to try and get one out every day for this next weekend, so valentines~ Stay tuned~
Red: Hello everyone! Just letting you know we’ll be closing the Ask Box in ten minutes!!! So if you have any last minute Valentines get them in! We hope to have the winner picture up but the end of the night! <3 Love you all! :D
Red: Hey guys! Sorry to keep updating, I hope it’s not annoying! Just writing to let you know the standings in our own person Valentine’s contest. Currently, I have the most Valentines! Wow! <3 Thanks everyone!
Green: And I have the second most! I…am really surprised and honored you guys like me! <3
Vio: I’m in third place, which is pretty good…
Blue: ……I still only have two….and one of mine is only “If they don’t get Vio” ….so really only one person wants me. Which, you know what, just means they’re super cool! Heh…
Green: Remember, you can only send in Valentines for seven more hours, and we’ll be picking our Valentines at random once we close the Ask Box! :) Hope you’re having a great day!
Red: G-Gosh!!! Th-thank you so much everybody! Really, all of these Valentines are so sweet! I wish you could all be my Valentines! <3 But, I have a few things to say…
Blue: Nobody loves Green.
Blue: What! I’m just drawing their attention to it! Green hasn’t gotten a single Valentine!
Green: …-sigh- Blue, you’re not making me feel any—
Red: So please, send him some!!! <3 We’ll be closing the Ask box in..
Vio: Nine hours, so be sure to send in your Valentines!
Red: Also, Blue only has two Valentines, so he could use some more too! :3 Anyway, thank you for all the cards, I feel so loved! I wish I could hug all of you! <3 <3 Have a good day!
Vio: I’m flattered by all the people who want to be my Valentine
Blue: As am I…but…
Red: H-hey guys!!! Did I get any Valentines yet? ;u; D-Did Green? Ahahaaa -sob-
Vio: Please don’t forget there are two more of us who haven’t gotten any Valentines yet! Don’t leave Green and Red out!
Blue: …yeah…though, I could stand to receive a few more myself -onlyhas1-
Vio: Thanks everybody. Hope you’re having a good day so far.
Red: HAAAAAAAAAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!! This is Red, writing to wish all you lovely followers a wonderful Valentine’s day! We’ve been really busy with school (and cutting grass for rupees, because we have no money!) but we wanted to wish you all a wonderful day. For all you people who don’t have a Valentine out there, I would like to announce that, well, none of us have a Valentine either!
So! Want one of us to be your Valentine? Just send us an ASK, asking to be the Valentine of one of us - and we will pick four random followers to be our Valentines! :) Also, please make sure to ask all of us! Poor Blue probably won’t get a Valentine because he’s so me-
Blue: ….What? What do you mean…? I…I have Valentines…. >:T
Vio: Clearly, he’s in denial…so anyway, we would love it if we all got asks, it would really make our day! Also, we hope to get back to answering your regular asks soon once or workload lessens a bit…
Green: So, whether you’re sharing the day with someone special or not, have a fantastic one and we look forward to your asks!!! <3
Red: Remember, to send an Ask go to our page and click on "Be Our Valentine!?!? <3" and send your note to one of us! Good luck to everyone! Byyyyyyyyeeeee!!! <3<3<3
Green: Also, thanks for 328 followers!! It means a lot to us!!!! <3 We promise we’ll respond to normal asks soon, as well as fanmail, and we’ll work on those affiliate announcements too! <3 See ya!
Red: G-guys…I’m scared…!
Green: But…Red. That didn’t even happen…
Green: Also, sorry for the lack of updates. Blue got sick, Vio got crushed beneath books for a week, and Red was being yelled at by teachers.
Red: ;n; We’re so happy to be back though…
Vio: But no promises yet. It looks like it’s going to be a tough semester.